Thursday, May 28, 2009

Jake: I'm fat.
Naomi: No you're not :s
J: Yeah I am, look, I have three rolls, like a bakery.
N: ...That can't be a very good bakery.
J: Yeah, it's not very popular because it's full of rat poison.
N: Oh.
J: ...Oh God, just like me. I'm not very popular.
N: And full of rat poison?
J: No. Just not popular.
N: Oh come on, you have friends loser.
J: I have three friends... OH GOD.
I HAVE A FRIEND FOR EVERY ROLL.
N: -collapses laughing-
J: ...Oh no.. I FOUND A FOURTH ONE.

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